cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

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leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

(Source: iraffiruse)

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I recently reblogged a picture of a raccoon with Miller Lite and that brought me to thinking about the subject of taxidermy. Regardless of whether the picture I’m referring to was done with stuffed animals, the picture could’ve been easily used for an ad. And then I thought, what if most of the magazine ads or whatever else were just using images that were photographs of carefully-constructed 3D diorama things?

On a walking tour of the ad firm or whatever the establishment would be called (that would be used to house these dioramas I alluded to earlier), they would show the people how those ads are made and then they just take the picture of the diorama, a guy would ask, “That’s it?” and the director or whoever was the head person giving the spiel, would respond, “Yeah, well, that’s it,” looking a lot like George Carlin in his late 50s.  

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buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

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still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later

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Anonymous said: Your dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha

shwagerr:

That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh 

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momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

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Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

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